We're all guilty of replying something like "in other news, water's wet" when someone states the obvious. However, is water truly wet, or does it just make something else wet? The answer may not be as ...

Here's how to do a story on "water isn't wet" in less than 40 minutes: Get a college professor on the phone. Hello. I'm from The New York Times and I'm looking to quote an expert saying water's not ...