In a bold attempt to alienate their few remaining voters, on Tuesday congressional Republicans elected as minority leader Rep ...
In an unhinged speech to Memphis police officers last year, an unhinged Miller said of gang members, “They think that they’re ...
Desperate to rebrand himself after Tuesday’s Republican wipeout, on Thursday JD Vance revealed that he has converted to Islam ...
WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Stating philosophically that he “had a good run,” on Sunday Senator John Fetterman ceded ...
After the Watergate scandal forced Richard Nixon from office, this bumper sticker helped Massachusetts voters brag that they ...
Tom Toro won the National Cartoonist Society’s Reuben Award for best gag cartoonist of 2025. His debut cartoon collection AND TO THINK WE STARTED AS A BOOK CLUB... was nominated for the Eisner Award ...
WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—In the aftermath of the Republicans’ catastrophic rout in the midterm elections, on ...
With just 5 days until the election, Donald Trump has made his closing argument: Democrats are far-left lunatics who hate The ...
WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Hoping for a last-minute boost to their midterm campaigns, on Monday Democrats across the US beseeched Rep. Haley Stevens to endorse their Republican opponents.
When you’re living in the dystopian hellscape of 2026, the monsters of Halloween provide a welcome escape. Vampires, werewolves, and mummies are infinitely less alarming than Stephen Miller. With that ...
p intended, she wrote, “to get in the good graces of an autocrat-in-waiting.” Since then, the indomitable Telnaes has gone on to roaring success on Substack, attracting an enormous audience and ...
EMERGENCY EPISODE: There’s a race the Democrats must win to take control of the Senate—but the mainstream media aren’t talking about it. In this episode, I talk to the candidate who’s determined to ...